Be Free.
holynipples:

smilingtommo:

i kept bugging my mom about not buying me my favorite popsicles
and she kept saying “lacey i will buy them i will buy them relax”
and i came home one day and my mom was like “i bought popsicles” 
so i go to the fridge and open the freezer omg
why did you do this 
mom i know u can hear me
wHY 
WHY TELL ME 
HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS MANY TO BUY AT ONE TIME OMG

I JUST NEEDED TO BRING THIS BACK

slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

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queuelimit:

oopsurl:

i c wut you did there

didnt even get it until the comment. ha. ha. so funny. ah dang, now i cant stop laughing
k4tdaley:

hug me im scared…